| Akvod said:It's a work of fiction, where you get to write the perfect lines and you get to write how the other person reacts.
And I told the OP not to retort at all, not whatever shit you wrote for me as a strawman. You insult will only get you laughed at (dinosaurs? What the fuck?) and using premade comebacks don't work since it doesn't take into account the exact situation and tiny nuances (the person's name, the argument at hand, who you are, etc). So we can't even provide comebacks for him, he has to be a clever person and even still, if you're surrounded by idiots they'll act like they've won and just by that, they will always win. In the same logic, you can win if you brush off their immature insults (do you really feel insulted if you get called a nerd by some 6 year old? And can you really feel like you really showed a 6 year old kid if he didn't even understand what you said and laughs?) He'll have to constantly remember our comebacks, and change them up not to sound repetitive. Giving a comeback will warrant another comeback, and if he's going to fight a war of attrition, he'll lose. He also probably has some negative/humilating qualities for him to get insulted in the first place, and so he's in a severe disadvantage. He'll have to tell us the flaws of his oponnents and again, these things have to be done in the spur of the momment, and by him, not us. This thread is not going to help him if he's looking to fight fire with fire. I'm telling him the best, and long term solution to the problem. Ignore it. You win if you're not bothered by it. Try to eliminate potential source of things that would get you insulted (if your sense of fashion is bad, don't try to look fashionable. You'll probably fail in the process. Just wear stuff like high school t-shirts, university hoodies, etc. Stuff that everybody will wear at some point anyway), and shut up if you can't insult since your words would only get used against you. Seem as sympathetic as possible by not instigating anything, being nice to other people, not doing anything stupid/laughable, etc. |
Oh my stars. You still do not grasp what I said. I posted that quote to mock the insults he posted. If he is going to use other bad retorts, he might as well use that one. I was insulting him and his retorts; I was not giving him advice. Do you honesty believe that a reasonable person would advise someone to use that as a retort? I almost pity you for wasting all of that time typing a long response; however, it is cute. You even attempted to use the term "straw man."
