One think most people have to make them hilarious at insults is a quick, cruel, sharp wit or an ample amount of teenage insults. I, being blessed among those who are completely hilarious, can fire back a witty retort.
But who gives a shit about them? To use a cliche, I'm not the captain of the football team either. Seventh grade was hell, eight grade, I had those who did like me, but there were jerks. Unfortunately, I've developed a reputation as being civil, so I rarely insult someone. What pisses someone off is just be aloof to their insults and sort of say "yep" "mhmm", and all that stuff or just "agree" with them.
"Scott, you're a fat turd, go away."
"Yep, I sure am."
"Your drawing looks like shit."
"Yeah."
"Shut up, you idiot!"
"Mmhmm."
It pissed him off.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
