Just quote something that Dr Cox said, If they like scrubs you'll now be friends. If they don't. Its simple.

Kill them

Well next time they start some crap say this

Good god sir the amount of idiotic bullshit spewing from that rancid cesspool you call a mouth is astounding, every word that pours forth is not only committing genocide against my grey matter, it is slowly creating a vacuum in the fabric of space drawing all intelligent thought and process to fill the ever increasing void you create. For the sake of the children you will bring forth, regrettable into a welfare system because Mc Donald’s will not pay you well, please stop.

insulting is a lost art
any drooling fool can say , your a fag, or suck these nuts

but the trick...the trick is in layers

think of it like a sandwich....yes there might be times when a good old baloney and bread sandwich might work, but wouldn't you rather layer in some turkey, lettuce, tomato, a little mustard, some pickles, on a nice kaiser roll?

yes, make it delicious so that when you ram it down their throat they choke on the hearty meal you have prepaid and are left speechless

aah, the good ol' days of high school - you know, i think i actually agree with dtewi on this one.

wow.

As a word of caution, just make sure you're ready to either fight or run (or both if you prefer) when you launch forth with your insults.

Don't take this the wrong way, but to really prove the people picking on you wrong you should consider changing your ways more. If the insults you recieve are true, why don't you act a little less nerdy, socialize more, flirt with girls more, do what people at high school do.

You could be in denial and tell me you already do all of the above, or you could actaully do all of the above, I don't know.

Don't take any of that the wrong way, I'm not calling you a geek or nout. Touchy subject.

Your vagina smells like tunafish

Truthfully she thinks everybody is lame so it doesn't really matter what she says.

Somehow I think she is self conscious about her body....

Bluebeard, dont you think it could be considered bullying that you're preparing yourself so that, just in case this girl should say anything to you that you dont like, you can insult her and make her feel worse about hersself than she does? i mean, i dont know im just sayin watch you dont take things too far.

That is the area you exploit.