^ LOL, Squill decrypted "binary solo" XD
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binary solo said:
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do not worry
i did the exact same thing on this exact same thread
Kantor said:
But I thought the PS3 ran games in 4D! If you look at TV Calibration 2 for an hour without blinking, it looks kind of like 3D, but maybe that was just my unworthy Xbot eyes? |
Teh Cell runs in 4D. Its the only device in the universe which can destroy energy. See, heat is an inperfect form of energy and Teh Cell cannot tolerate inperfection. So to prevent Teh Cell from getting angry and dividing by 0 and destroying the universe, Sony had to devote one SPU to the destruction of heat. This is incidently the reason why they can even make Teh PS3 because if they didn't destroy heat the whole PS3 would blow up as without that the conditions inside the PS3 would be like that of the surface of the Sun. (It would take about 10 minutes to blow up though, as the PS3 is built like a tank).
Bah, stop with TV calibration! I think you're worthy of the PS3 so long as you destroy your Xbox 360 so it can never be used again (which shouldn't be too hard, just wrap it up in a blanket on a cold day and the empathy should destroy the cold hearted interior) and you can go down to the show now to buy a PS3.
Tease.
What aggravates me, is I went to my local Wal-Mart today, looking at 360 Hard-Drives. They wanted 138 dollars for a 120 GB.
I can buy a 500 GB PS3 Hard-Drive for like 80 dollars? This is B.S.!
LOL...Squill does it again!
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| Zezlar said: What aggravates me, is I went to my local Wal-Mart today, looking at 360 Hard-Drives. They wanted 138 dollars for a 120 GB. I can buy a 500 GB PS3 Hard-Drive for like 80 dollars? This is B.S.! |
About half to a third that price on ebay.
You can also get a shell and install a laptop hard drive I believe.
Squilliam said:
Teh Cell runs in 4D. Its the only device in the universe which can destroy energy. See, heat is an inperfect form of energy and Teh Cell cannot tolerate inperfection. So to prevent Teh Cell from getting angry and dividing by 0 and destroying the universe, Sony had to devote one SPU to the destruction of heat. This is incidently the reason why they can even make Teh PS3 because if they didn't destroy heat the whole PS3 would blow up as without that the conditions inside the PS3 would be like that of the surface of the Sun. (It would take about 10 minutes to blow up though, as the PS3 is built like a tank). Bah, stop with TV calibration! I think you're worthy of the PS3 so long as you destroy your Xbox 360 so it can never be used again (which shouldn't be too hard, just wrap it up in a blanket on a cold day and the empathy should destroy the cold hearted interior) and you can go down to the show now to buy a PS3. |
Oh! you're talking about Teh Cell. Y'see that's where you've gone off track. Didn't you realise that the PS3 is now made with the vastly superior chip called Teh C3ll? I think you'd best go away and research all the ways in which Teh C3ll has improved over Teh Cell then come back and revise what you've posted. I'm pretty sure that if you look into it you'll find that Teh C3ll has nanobots which constantly monitor the state of the HDD and any time it's performace degrades the nanobots fix it so that it functions better than it did brand new. In fact you now no longer need to swap out HDDs is you want more memory, all you need to do is tell the nanobots how much more space you require. You can of course do this an infinite number of times so the memory capacity of teh PS3 is now infinite.
Thus the reason your premise is wrong (except for the hapless XB1) is that with the nanobots in Teh C3ll the HDD will last as long as Teh C3ll lasts. And we all know Teh C3ll will survive the eventual heat death of teh Universe. In fact I believe it's been scientifically proven in the margins of a highschool mathematics textbook that Teh C3ll will be what triggers Big Bang 2, to get the whole spacetime thing going again. I'm just wondering what Sony has in store for us when they release T3h C3ll.
“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” - Bertrand Russell
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
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If you put it that way...its proven that the sun will implode by some time. Planet earth cant live without sun ->
mankind has failure rate of 100%.
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^Well actually the Earth will be incinerated when the Sun expands to a red giant, and that will happen well before it implodes. However by that time teh C3ll will have created wormhole devices to transport us all to an Earth-like planet elsewhere in the galaxy with a much younger star, so we can continue to enjoy all the benefits Teh C3ll can bring to humanity.
“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” - Bertrand Russell
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
Jimi Hendrix
binary solo said:
Oh! you're talking about Teh Cell. Y'see that's where you've gone off track. Didn't you realise that the PS3 is now made with the vastly superior chip called Teh C3ll? I think you'd best go away and research all the ways in which Teh C3ll has improved over Teh Cell then come back and revise what you've posted. I'm pretty sure that if you look into it you'll find that Teh C3ll has nanobots which constantly monitor the state of the HDD and any time it's performace degrades the nanobots fix it so that it functions better than it did brand new. In fact you now no longer need to swap out HDDs is you want more memory, all you need to do is tell the nanobots how much more space you require. You can of course do this an infinite number of times so the memory capacity of teh PS3 is now infinite. Thus the reason your premise is wrong (except for the hapless XB1) is that with the nanobots in Teh C3ll the HDD will last as long as Teh C3ll lasts. And we all know Teh C3ll will survive the eventual heat death of teh Universe. In fact I believe it's been scientifically proven in the margins of a highschool mathematics textbook that Teh C3ll will be what triggers Big Bang 2, to get the whole spacetime thing going again. I'm just wondering what Sony has in store for us when they release T3h C3ll. |
Teh C3ll = Teh B0RG, Konfirmed? So not only is Teh PS3 perfection, but Teh PS3 is gonna make the human population perfect also?
Btw: Did you know that Sony deliberately said Teh PS3 will have a 10 year lifespan when everyone knows that the world is going to end in 2012? Its pretty obvious now, if enough PS3s are made they can avert the end of the world. This is why Microsoft only said that the Xbox 360 would have a 10 year lifespan because Sony said it first, its all clear now!
Tease.
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