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Squilliam on 10 August 2009
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Kantor said:
Squilliam said:

I bet he even puts it under his Xbox 360 so he can pretend it has motion controls!

Those exclusives suck, the difference between the Xbox 360 and PS3 is that when they try to run an awesome perfect game like Killzone 2 the PS3 SPUS it whilst the Xbox 360 SPEWS it. The Xbox 360 couldn't even run the Killzone 2 loading screen because it has cool motion tech and it would cause the 360 to have an instant YLOD. (Stupid Xbox 360 fanboys who are colourblind think their broken Xbox 360 is a PS3).

You would be embarassed if those games ever came to the PS3. I would love to see the look on your face when you see Dead Rising 2 running at 120FPS in 3D @ 1080P on my PS3 compared to Sub SD resolutions like 300 by 200 and barely maintaining 20 FPS on the Xbox 360!

But I thought the PS3 ran games in 4D!

If you look at TV Calibration 2 for an hour without blinking, it looks kind of like 3D, but maybe that was just my unworthy Xbot eyes?

Teh Cell runs in 4D. Its the only device in the universe which can destroy energy. See, heat is an inperfect form of energy and Teh Cell cannot tolerate inperfection. So to prevent Teh Cell from getting angry and dividing by 0 and destroying the universe, Sony had to devote one SPU to the destruction of heat. This is incidently the reason why they can even make Teh PS3 because if they didn't destroy heat the whole PS3 would blow up as without that the conditions inside the PS3 would be like that of the surface of the Sun. (It would take about 10 minutes to blow up though, as the PS3 is built like a tank).

Bah, stop with TV calibration! I think you're worthy of the PS3 so long as you destroy your Xbox 360 so it can never be used again (which shouldn't be too hard, just wrap it up in a blanket on a cold day and the empathy should destroy the cold hearted interior) and you can go down to the show now to buy a PS3.



Tease.