Recently I have been making a series of threads to shed light on the reality of the Xbox 360 to counter the distorted reality of the Xbox 360. This is my penultimate thread and its the final in the series to enlighten you all on the truth behind the Microsoft console.
R.R.O.D. = Reality Returning to Ordinal Dimensions.
The Xbox 360 is so reliant on the reality distortion field that when the reality distortion breaks down (RROD) the console stops functioning to protect the Xbox 360 user for the actual reality of the console. Such are the steps that Microsoft will take to keep this reality from you, they will even brick the console automatically should the reality distortion field start to decay.
Overlord 2 as seen under the reality distortion field.
The opening scene of Halo 3 as seen under the reality distortion field.
The reality of Overlord 2 as seen by someone not under the influence of distorted reality.
Halo 3 as seen under the eyes of a sane observer.
So you see, the experience that an Xbox 360 user thinks he is getting differs greatly from the experience he actually gets. To most people, the Xbox 360 is a vastly underpowered console, infact it expends most of the performance it does has just to maintain the distortion of reality of its users. Such is the skill of master manipulators like Bungie they can distort the reality of four people playing simultaniously whilst studios like Turn 10 and Epic can manage a respectable two. It boggles the mind to image that four people at once can be tricked into believing they are playing a near perfect game when the reality is so mediocre. Bungie are truely masters of controlling your thoughts.
Xbox L.I.V.E. = Xbox Life Indoctrination Via online Experience
Microsoft knew that the reality distortion field could break down so they needed a backup to keep people hooked. So they invented the indoctrination program Xbox Live with every single Xbox 360 console. They used psychological conditioning with features like Achievements to instill an emotional need for Xbox 360 console owners to keep playing their Xbox 360 and to return to the reality distortion field as well as deeper programing with programs such as TV calibration 1 which infact recalibrates the brain of an Xbox 360 user so that they would defend the console without question and promote it to their unsuspecting friends.
TV calibration 1 in all its mind bend glory!
Xbox 360 users once they have been influenced by achievements and the reality distortion field are ready for the final stage of indoctrination. Microsoft cunningly set an achievement for staring at the TV calibration program for more than 2 hours a day for a whole month in order to achieve a perfect 1000GS from the program. What they really achieve is giving Microsoft total control of their lives and they become what Microsoft calls the X-Drone, whos only purpose and desire is to serve for the good of the Xbox 360 console.
Now I hope you've come to better understanding about what Microsoft is up to with the Xbox 360. If you're already effected by the reality distortion field theres pretty much nothing I can say which will help you, you're pretty much a lost cause anyway. But for those not yet effected theres still hope to save your minds from teh Cell oh godddd help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tease.
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