LMAO! You've got some serious art skills! lol

Thank you Juan Carlos, my hero!

Oh noes! Your picture dissapeared Esmoreit!

The plot thickens! Why does both trashleg and hatmoza have... a moustache?! Could it be that... they're related?

And are those my swords? Because I've been looking all over for those things!

OMG what a twist!  is he.. is he my father? or am i possibly HIS father? ...

stop me if i'm going too far, but since the tables seem to have turned here i thought why not

i'm sorry!!

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuun... duuuuuuuuuuuunn...

We must have a DNA test to be sure! As it happens, I have a sample of hatmozas... DNA. Now compare it to yours with this test I am selling for nothing... short of 100 VG$.

*rips away the money from trashleg*

There, it's all yours!

Also, if it's positive, you guys should consider getting therapi, something is obviously wrong in your family.

But I got to go now, getting up early to go to work.

you mean you have a job on the side, besides selling crap for a living?

im not even gonna ask what kinda DNA you got from that monster... D:

What the hell?

you will make it out, but at a very very expensive cost (or cheap, depending on your values). in order to survive the Woods of Sheer Ugliness, you must sacrifice your rugged good looks. but it's to save the one you love! well, the 2 you love... me xD and that bastard Juan Carlos (if i ever lay my hands on that guy i'll kill him!).

ahem. darling, do you have any idea why i have hat-hair such as one might get from wearing a sombrero? o_0 *memory blank*

This thread frightens me, so, so much.

GAH! well, beoulve tried to save me.. but.. he got greedy and wanted some free candy. so then i blacked out and apparently this Juan Carlos character showed up out of nowhere (apparently) and saved him. But now Beoulve's passed out in the corner *points to corner* so we can't go anywhere.

use your fireballs and roast those goombas!! im hungry, bring me a couple with you. NOMNONOM.