OMG HALP. Hatmoza abducted me :-(

[trashleg]

axumblade said:

trashleg said:

Beoulve said:

Dgc1808 said:
Avoid all the doors in the castle that say "Free Candy" in big bold letters.

 

Enters door with the letters: FREE CANDY...

 

 

?!!

WTF?!!!

DON CORNEO?!! MUSCLE MEN?!! AND CLOUD IN DRAG?!!!!

 

PRINCESS!!! HALP!!!! 

 

oh FFS... can't trust a man with ANYTHING! *grumble grumble*

HIIIIIYAAAAH!

 

*transforms into Juan Carlos Dorito el Viaducto de trece a la zelda -> sheik.

Edit: original by me ^_^

Juan Carlos! My love!

i mean....dammit, beoulve. >_<

I can't go through the forest of sheer ugliness. I'm attractive dammit. I'll never make it out alive >:O

 

you will make it out, but at a very very expensive cost (or cheap, depending on your values). in order to survive the Woods of Sheer Ugliness, you must sacrifice your rugged good looks. but it's to save the one you love! well, the 2 you love... me xD and that bastard Juan Carlos (if i ever lay my hands on that guy i'll kill him!).

ahem. darling, do you have any idea why i have hat-hair such as one might get from wearing a sombrero? o_0 *memory blank*