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Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuun... duuuuuuuuuuuunn...

We must have a DNA test to be sure! As it happens, I have a sample of hatmozas... DNA. Now compare it to yours with this test I am selling for nothing... short of 100 VG$.

*rips away the money from trashleg*

There, it's all yours!

Also, if it's positive, you guys should consider getting therapi, something is obviously wrong in your family.

But I got to go now, getting up early to go to work.