wow I know all these people

That guy who promises you candy in the park and suddenly tell you he left it in his van then you follow him then everything gets all dark and.....

Whoah um yeah, how about that guy who talks about sex and women all the time but obviously isnt getting any at all.

That guy that when you are watching a movie that he has, ruins it by telling you what happens.

lol, i know that guy!

isn't he also the same guy who freakin turns everything into some kind of innuendo? He's the guy that says "That's what SHE said" at every opportunity

we all do this stuff, im the guy who thinks he's cool because he gets really wasted (im not a bad guy)

The various kinds of "that guy" (or girl) I know...

1)  The Sheep.  This type of person gets on any and every hype train they find.  They have no free will or thought.  They cling to each passing fad just long enough to see the next one coming along.

2)  The Promiser.  This is the type of person who promises the moon and delivers nothing.  Every day/week/month is another "I'm going to XYZ."  Nothing ever happens with any of these promises because they're hollow.  Eventually you just learn to take nothing they say seriously because all the promises are worthless.

3)  The Devil's Advocate.  This is the type of person who argues everything and absolutely everything... for no reason.  It wastes my time, it wastes their time, it wastes everyone's time.  There are times where it's appropriate to consider different angles for a situation but not when it's 12:00 AM and you want Taco Bell.

4)  The Awkward.  This is the type of person who absolutely destroys a conversation by mentioning something very awkward and usually rather personal.  A fun filled night of anime watching with a group of friends is not a proper place to talk disturbing childhood experiences and it is never acceptable to make an exit saying you're going off to masturbate.

5)  The Desperate.  This is the type of person who wants to be socially accepted but self-destructs every time they get the chance in a way somehow more lame than the last.  Okay, we get it that you found your little youtube video funny but we think it's lame.   Your anime/game is boring us and we're tired of hearing "Just wait, it gets better" because you know what?  It's not getting better.

6)  The Bad Drunk.  You can't take these people anywhere.  When they get drunk they get whiny or angry or just pass out.  There are people who get way more fun when there are drunk and then there's everyone else.  The last thing I wanna do at a party is listen to someone whine and complain.

The guy who wants to recapture their youth. They turn 35 and think that's it, I have to re-live my youth. And they start to hang out with any 20 year olds they can find and go to a lame music festival with their "crazy" new hat.

I'm the guy that leaves saying I'm going to go masturbate. then I come back 30 seconds later and say "yeah... I don't last that long. Liz Vicious really does it for me, ya know?"

That guy who answers every question with "your mom"

me: What're you up to
them: your mom

me: do anything interesting this weekend
them: your mom

me: what's your favorite gaming console.
them: your mom
-.-

What'd you do for Mother's day?

Your mom.