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4)  The Awkward.  This is the type of person who absolutely destroys a conversation by mentioning something very awkward and usually rather personal.  A fun filled night of anime watching with a group of friends is not a proper place to talk disturbing childhood experiences and it is never acceptable to make an exit saying you're going off to masturbate.

I'm the guy that leaves saying I'm going to go masturbate. then I come back 30 seconds later and say "yeah... I don't last that long. Liz Vicious really does it for me, ya know?"