A deadly weapon.

knife

why not garnish you liquor with bacon, screw lemons. Bacon is it.

After seeing the picture, I had no choice but to. The power of bacon compells me!!!

Put it in your cap

or

Massage your prostate with it.

or

Peel a banana, wrap it in bacon, and then sell it on ebay.

or

Make edible placemats from bacon

or

Make a bacon alarm clock, involving a complicated rube goldberg machine that ends up with searing hot bacon on your face.

or

Use blended bacon as a salad dressing, or just drink it!

or

Make maple bacon cupcakes!

or

Use bacon grease as a personal lubricant

or

Make a scarf out of bacon, you'll be the talk of the town!

or

Make bacon fondue, and dip bacon in it!

or

Make holiday decorations out of bacon!

or

Give your date a bouquet of bacon, she'll be yours in no time!

or

Use it as toilet paper!

or

Use it to start your own bacon grow-op!

or

Make Nocab!

or

Put it behind your ears for that sexy bacon smell that drives the ladies (and the men) wild!

To clog your arteries? oh, that's an old one.

make jewelry

Wow AE86, that was an epic list. But keep it up guys, we're changing our perspective on the world as we speak. I myself have just fashioned bacon into a crude golfclub to make the sport more tasty.

Bacon Salt is pretty tasty.

Bacon salt lol