That was a fun rant.
Plus, it prompted me to look up the word 'neoteny,'which lead to me reading about the theory that humans evolved to look like juvenile neanderthals so that they wouldn't club us over the head. I don't care if it's true or not, the idea that an ancestor of mine saved his skin by making puppy eyes at a hulking gorilla-man is effin' hilarious.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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