I'd design some cars. :D

Take 2000VG$ from everyone and give it to myself!

Go to the gym :0P

I would transfer his bank funds to mine.

Place a sticker on Hamilton's car saying: "Massa deserved to win!"

I would ban sooo many people and all mods and admins and all reviewers which give high scores to bad games and low on good and write over 10 pages of text and I would sell this site to Microsoft.

What?

I'd chat up with all the females on VGC and send creepy emails to them so Brett would have his rep tarnished the next day.

O yeah.. and change the name back into ioi... Brett is so... not cool..

I would simply permaban the entire site.

I'd ban anyone who:

1. Suggests RPG's are better than FPS's.

2. Uses an unannounced game in a thread about future games for a console such as "next Team ICO game" or "Tales of Ten" or something like that.

3. Agrees with anything Michael Pachter or Jack Trenton has to say.

4. Says Forza is better than Gran Turismo (this would be a perma-ban)

5. Says PC gaming is better than console gaming (also a perma-ban)