Wow, weird thread... Anyway, I do rarely, but only when I have to go so bad that I absolutely can't hold it.

That is quite gross. Were they drunk at the time? I've noticed that a lot of peeing stories have to do with being drunk.

I pee in the shower.

Pretty well everytime, I usually don't need to piss before I go to the shower but for some reason being in the shower triggers me needing to take a piss. And I'm to lazy to jump out and make a mess all of the floor just to piss the the toilet, whats the big deal anyway it all goes to the same place.

I find it more strange that you think something as simple as peeing in the shower is strange. Water and soap washes away any residue that would be left, and it's just much easier than having to hold it in or get out of the shower. Women do far stranger things.

^ I don't think I do anything as strange as that.


Also, I love the pee jokes guys, keep em coming. ;]

Haha.. heard that joke before, it's quite awesome.

okay here's one about my nation, the Poles.

A russian comes into a bar full of patrons and starts talking in a loud voice

" I heard that you poles are supposed to be one of the greatest drinkers in the world! well i don't believe it! I wager that none of you is able to take down a 1 litre bottle of vodka in one go without throwing up! If someone does manage, i pay 1000$. so, anyone up for this challenge?"

none of the patrons move execpt for one man that leaves the bar without a word.
"hah. i knew that you're all little dicks at this." after which he goes to the bar and orders a beer.

Suddenly the door to the bar opens and the man who had previously walked out returns defiantly saying " you're on russian! I'm taking your bet!"

So the russian gives the man a bottle of vodka. the mysterious stranger opens the bottle slowly....and up it goes! the russian just stands there awe-stricken as he witnesses the liquid disappear from the bottle while the Pole held on stron not even so much as blinking as he took the vodka in.

Ans so the pole won the bet. As the russian was handing over the money he hesitantly asked " I don't understand one thinkg, where the hell did you go before you returned to face my challenge?"

the pole looked at him and replied" that? I had a massive party yesterday so i had to go to the bar across the street first to see if i'm up or the challenge."

i know you're gonna label me as a cheuvenist once i say this, but i think that Montana is just weary of creatures that continuesly bleed for a couple days each month and live.

A couple? HA!

Oh? you happen to know more on the subject?

do tell ]:->

Are you sure you're using the word weary right? And judging by the bold, I think you don't know much about women.