Hah. That is bizzare. It's a bitter truth, the older you get the more of your assumptions get crushed by reality. Like you said, bubble baths will never be the same again :P.

I try not to make a habit of it, but if I need to go Im not exactly gonna get out.

I don't do it if somebody else uses the shower, but when its just me and I really have to go, after thinking about it a second, I just do it. Always toward the drain though. XD

Good for body odour, too.

If you're into that kind of thing.

Urgh, I would never do it in the bath, I just do it in our shower unit.

Really?

I mean hey.... think of it this way. If there is a drain right there and you can aim the pee where you want it to go. It's just hanging there, there's the drain, and you gotta go....why not? lol. Plus the sound of water instigates the need to go, and so does the feel of warm water.

and yanamaster has a point. :\

your talk about aiming actually reminded me about an  old joke that i heard. It goes something like this:

In the garden on Eden  god brought together all the men and all the women of the world as he had something very important to announce: " alright listen up people, i'm going to give your appropriate group one significant talent. there are only two to choose from so take time to consider which your gender needs."

as gos spoke those words, slight murmurs arose from the gathered crowd anxiously waiting  for their creator to satisfy their curiosity. then god spoke " so the first talent that i can give to you....is the ability to pee while standing in addition you also get the ability to aim where you pe--"

a sudden roar from the crowd stopped god in his tracks. all the men were jumping and screaming " WE WANT THAT TALENT! PICK US GOD!! WE ARE WORTHY!!!!" "Wait , guys i still haven't read you the second talent!" "WE DON'T CARE!! WE WANT THE FIRST ONE! PEEING WHERE YOU WANT IS AWESOME!!!!"

god looked at all the men before him and asked " You sure about this men?" " HELL YEEAH WE'RE SURE!!!" " Okay, you convinced me, the talent is yours" said god.

the cheering lasted for several minutes as the men jumped with joy, patted themselves on the backs with occasional trashtalk thrown toward the women "Who's the man now huh? Whos the man now!"

God finally spoke again" okay people, settle down. Now that the first talent is out of the way i happily give women the second talent: the ability to achieve extensive mulitple orgasms. enjoy."

I love peeing in pink holes

haha. actually hadn't heard that one.

As distastful as it might be to some, here's another joke. lol.

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only patron in the bar when he walked in. He talks to him for about 5 minutes then moves to the other end of the bar.
The bar owner walks up to him and asks if he would like a drink. He orders a beer and says, "Man! That guy down there sure does complain alot. He thinks he's got it rough, but his life is easy!"
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, mister! I've seen you in here before. You're in here any day of the week at any time. Just what do you do for a living?"
The guy replies, "I make bets for a living. I'll show you. I'll bet you $5 I can bite my right eye!"
The bartender looks at him and says, "OK, you're on."
The guy takes his glass eye out and clenches it between his teeth.
The bartender says, "I didn't know you had a glass eye. You win."
The guy then says, "I'll let you win your money back. I'll bet you $5 I can bite my left eye."
The bartender thinks for a moment and replies, "I know you're not blind so you can't have 2 glass eyes. OK, your on!"
The guy then proceeds to take his false teeth out of his mouth and clamps them over his left eye. With this, the bartender says, "Hey buddy, you won again. As you can see, I don't do a lot of business in here. I can't afford to make any more bets with you."
The guy replies, "I'll tell you what. I'll give you a guaranteed way to win your money back. I'll bet you $10 that I can walk 6 feet away and pee in this bottle, which I'll leave here on the bar. I won't miss a drop. I won't even hit the rim, it will go right in the bottle."
After a few minutes of thought, the bartender says, "There's no way! You're on!"
The guy walks 6 feet from the bar, drops his pants and pees all over everything. He pees on the bar, the stools and the floor. He doesn't even come close to hitting the bottle, let alone getting it in the bottle.
With this, the bartender starts laughing and exclaims, "Ahah! I knew you couldn't do it. I won back my $10!!!"
Just then, the guy at the other end of the bar passes out. The bartender looks down at him and says, "What happened to him?" The guy replies, "Oh, he'll be alright. I just bet him $1,000 that I could piss all over you and your bar and you'd laugh about it."