peeing in the shower

[yanamaster]

mmnin said:

I mean hey.... think of it this way. If there is a drain right there and you can aim the pee where you want it to go. It's just hanging there, there's the drain, and you gotta go....why not? lol. Plus the sound of water instigates the need to go, and so does the feel of warm water.

and yanamaster has a point. :

 

your talk about aiming actually reminded me about an  old joke that i heard. It goes something like this:

In the garden on Eden  god brought together all the men and all the women of the world as he had something very important to announce: " alright listen up people, i'm going to give your appropriate group one significant talent. there are only two to choose from so take time to consider which your gender needs."

as gos spoke those words, slight murmurs arose from the gathered crowd anxiously waiting  for their creator to satisfy their curiosity. then god spoke " so the first talent that i can give to you....is the ability to pee while standing in addition you also get the ability to aim where you pe--"

a sudden roar from the crowd stopped god in his tracks. all the men were jumping and screaming " WE WANT THAT TALENT! PICK US GOD!! WE ARE WORTHY!!!!" "Wait , guys i still haven't read you the second talent!" "WE DON'T CARE!! WE WANT THE FIRST ONE! PEEING WHERE YOU WANT IS AWESOME!!!!"

god looked at all the men before him and asked " You sure about this men?" " HELL YEEAH WE'RE SURE!!!" " Okay, you convinced me, the talent is yours" said god.

the cheering lasted for several minutes as the men jumped with joy, patted themselves on the backs with occasional trashtalk thrown toward the women "Who's the man now huh? Whos the man now!"

God finally spoke again" okay people, settle down. Now that the first talent is out of the way i happily give women the second talent: the ability to achieve extensive mulitple orgasms. enjoy."