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[yanamaster]

Haha.. heard that joke before, it's quite awesome.

okay here's one about my nation, the Poles.

A russian comes into a bar full of patrons and starts talking in a loud voice

" I heard that you poles are supposed to be one of the greatest drinkers in the world! well i don't believe it! I wager that none of you is able to take down a 1 litre bottle of vodka in one go without throwing up! If someone does manage, i pay 1000$. so, anyone up for this challenge?"

none of the patrons move execpt for one man that leaves the bar without a word.
"hah. i knew that you're all little dicks at this." after which he goes to the bar and orders a beer.

Suddenly the door to the bar opens and the man who had previously walked out returns defiantly saying " you're on russian! I'm taking your bet!"

So the russian gives the man a bottle of vodka. the mysterious stranger opens the bottle slowly....and up it goes! the russian just stands there awe-stricken as he witnesses the liquid disappear from the bottle while the Pole held on stron not even so much as blinking as he took the vodka in.

Ans so the pole won the bet. As the russian was handing over the money he hesitantly asked " I don't understand one thinkg, where the hell did you go before you returned to face my challenge?"

the pole looked at him and replied" that? I had a massive party yesterday so i had to go to the bar across the street first to see if i'm up or the challenge."