Yo mama's so ugly here own reflection ran away

HEY! HEY!

Your mothers soo fat... That when she jump for joy... She got stuck!

Fank you.

Your jokes are so old that they suck.

Mama jokes aren't usually that funny, but that was funny.

The first one was good, too. Here's a long joke.

A man walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and says, "Bartender, I want a glass of your finest 1943 Bordeaux wine."

Bartender goes into the back, can't find 1943, but sees a 1942 bottle. He pours a glass and brings it to the man. The man takes a sip and says, "This is 1942. I'd really like a glass of 1943."

Bartender goes into the back, still can't find 1943, but sees a 1944 bottle. He pours a glass and brings it to the man. The man takes a sip and says, "This is 1944. I'd really like a glass of 1943."

Bartender goes into the back, and still can't find 1943. He decides to mix 1942 with 1944. He brings the glass to the man. The man takes a sip and says, "This is 1942 mixed with 1944. I'd really like a glass of 1943."

Bartender is amazed, apologizes and says they don't have 1943.

The whole time a drunk guy is watching from down the bar and he has a shot glass with him. He comes and sits by the man and says, "Sssay sonny, you really know your winesss."

The man nods. The drunk guy slides the shot glass to the man and says, "Here ... tasssste thissss."

The man takes a sip, and immediately spits it out all over the bar and says, "Sir ... that's urine!"

The drunk guy says, "Yeah ... but what year isss it?"

 Well somebody watched Robot Chicken hehe. 

Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2! 

Did you hear about the guy that drowned in Muesli?
He was pulled down by a strong currant.

a travelling salesman was going down a country road, when his car broke down. after tinkering with it for awhile he realized that he wasn't going to get it running himself, so he started walking. about 4 miles up the road he saw an old farmhouse and decided to ask for help. a man answered the door.
"how are you this evening?"
"not too bad but i'm having some car trouble, you think you might give me a hand?"
"well i'd be happy to but i wouldn't know the first thing about fixing your car."
"do you think you could run me into town then?"
"wouldn't do any good this late, everything is already closed up, and there's no motel in that little town. though you'd be welcome to stay here tonight, and we'll go to town at first light."
"i'd be much obliged, thank you!"
then the farmer said "now i have to warn you about a couple things first. you see, all my boys and girls have already moved away, and me and my wife are happily married. this isn't even a working farm anymore and i've gotten rid of all the farm animals, so there's nothing in the barn either, okay?"
to which the salesman replied "well then, i must be in the wrong joke!"

nice one vizunary.

yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a car.... that was parked!

To bad all the good ones I know are eather dirty or offensive.

Here is a realy old one:

Q: How do you know an elephant was in your fridge ???

A: The footprints in the butter.