Joke thread

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El Duderino said:
^^ Your mom is so fat, when BenKenobi saw the Death Star he sayed: "That´s no moon, thats your mama!"

Mama jokes aren't usually that funny, but that was funny.

The first one was good, too. Here's a long joke.

A man walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and says, "Bartender, I want a glass of your finest 1943 Bordeaux wine."

Bartender goes into the back, can't find 1943, but sees a 1942 bottle. He pours a glass and brings it to the man. The man takes a sip and says, "This is 1942. I'd really like a glass of 1943."

Bartender goes into the back, still can't find 1943, but sees a 1944 bottle. He pours a glass and brings it to the man. The man takes a sip and says, "This is 1944. I'd really like a glass of 1943."

Bartender goes into the back, and still can't find 1943. He decides to mix 1942 with 1944. He brings the glass to the man. The man takes a sip and says, "This is 1942 mixed with 1944. I'd really like a glass of 1943."

Bartender is amazed, apologizes and says they don't have 1943.

The whole time a drunk guy is watching from down the bar and he has a shot glass with him. He comes and sits by the man and says, "Sssay sonny, you really know your winesss."

The man nods. The drunk guy slides the shot glass to the man and says, "Here ... tasssste thissss."

The man takes a sip, and immediately spits it out all over the bar and says, "Sir ... that's urine!"

The drunk guy says, "Yeah ... but what year isss it?"