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You no what i thought would be cool a massive thread full of jokes you can either post a joke that you made up yourself or a joke that you may have seen from another site.

 

The Trouble With email

It's wise to remember how easily email, wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

PS. Sure is hot down here.



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So Mario, Link and Samus walked into a bar. What idiots! How could they not see it!?

>_> Mine sucked, yours was good.



Your mom's so fat, she was baptised at sea world.



 

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^^ Your mom is so fat, when BenKenobi saw the Death Star he sayed: "That´s no moon,  thats your mama!"



 

 

 

Your mom's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.



 

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Your mama's so fat she sat on Gamecube and it turned into a Gameboy.



Your mama´s so fat, I made a picture of her last christmas and it´s still printing.

 

Man we could beat the "say something about the person above you" thread in no time, maybe we should make an extra thread "say something about your mama" :)



 

 

 

Your momas so fat she's like a bus, she's big,she smells, and is only 1 dollar to ride.



 

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Your mama is so fat, when she walked past my TV I missed the complete Lord of the Rings Trilogy...extended version.



 

 

 

Yo mama´s so fat, Miyamoto made Wii Fit only so he would´t have to lock at her fat ass anymore.