Millennium on 14 March 2009
I'm skeptical, largely because of Ubisoft's recent philosophy of Wii games.
I may, however, buy it just to spite Epic, who insisted that UE3 couldn't be done on the Wii (and, indeed, tried to use it as a point of marketing). This game proves otherwise. Not that UE3 actually adds anything of meaning or value over its predecessors, mind you, but it's a point of pride all the same: a comeuppance for an insult.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.