I'm starting work on Monday. Nervous, not because of the job (which shouldn't be too hard), but the fact that this is the beginning of the rest of my life and whatnot. Need to find a new circle of friends, hopefully start dating, get an apartment (maybe. The commute isn't too unfeasible, and if i keep living at home, i'll only have to pay for my car's upkeep and my student loans, instead of being wholly self-supporting)

On the plus side, it's the 3-11 shift, so weekends won't really disrupt my sleep cycle, and all of my personal time will be before work, not after, and i'm generally more productive in the mornings.

Just pop in the link 

http://www.vidtomp3.com/

Won about £150 on football bets in the last 3 weeks.

Cant complain.

Great, fucking authorities in this country banned b&w and the other popular ones.

something takes a part of me

Just watched something hysterically funny where I L-O-L'd, sneezed outrageously, hiccuped harshly, and F-O-L'd (yes, Farted Out Loud). I still hurt in places I can't quite figure out exactly where. I narrowed it down to my spleen but I feel it in my knees. Yes, I also almost lost a pinky. It tickles.

True story.

I'm bored! But feeling lazy. Need a job, still haven't finished school, and I'm already 26(!).

Fuck, where did the time go?

Those were the motherfucking DAYS.

Anyone have a decent reply to this douchebag? Don't wanna waste a good opportunity to give a d-head a taste of his own medicine. :D

This is unusual.

*edit* Pervy stuff. *edit*

And that's my story!