Here’s a fun interactive Angry Birds video with the rappers DeStorm and JReyez.

"Angry Birds Real Life – Interactive 3D Animate Film”

http://youtu.be/z_Qkb8ELJcA

Enjoy,

I really think I have a good chance with this girl.

BUT I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!

China in 4 1/2 days. Eeeee :3

So today is my sister's birthday.  She invites me to go bowling with her and some friends in the next town over.  I hop in my car and about 40 miles away from home, I decide to stop and buy some gas.  I pump about $15 worth (approximately 1 gallon, I think....) and realize that I don't have my Credit/Debit card.  I stop pumping and tell the clerk that I gotta go back home and grab my card.

"I can't authorize that", he says. Apparently, this is the only English he knows.  "I can't authorize that."

So I tell him to call his boss.  He does.  His boss doesn't speak English, either.  Eventually, he communicates to me that I have to stay in the store and call somebody to bring the $15.  Fuck that shit.  I show him pics of me in my cell phone.  "I'm the police.  I will leave my license here and come back in about an hour with the money.  I won't rob you.", I say.

"I can't authorize that.", he repeats.  So I walk the fuck out of the store.  The guy is yelling for me to come back.  I act like I don't hear him. 

I get home and look for my card and I can't find it.  As it turns out, when I bought dinner last night, I tossed my card in the bag that the food came in.  Subsequently, I tossed that bag in the garbage.  Also, I took the garbage out last night and tossed that garbage into a dumpster.  "How do you know, d21lewis?", you ask?  Because I had to climb inside of a fucking dumpster and endure the stench of rotten garbage juice, rotten fruit, and whatever else people threw away between last night and today until I found my garbage, opened that bag, found the bag from last night, opened that bag, and found my card.

I then rushed back, an hour and a half later and pay for my gas.  "I can't authorize that" was still there.  (He can also say, "Thank you. Have a nice day!").  I didn't make it to the bowling alley.  I did manage to get in a little mini-golf and buy my sis a gift card (and L.A. Noire for myself!! My Birthday was Thursday, btw........).  All in all, not a bad day.  I just had to cross the line between man and hobo. 

You seem familiar.  Do I know you, stranger?  You remind me of someone who used to post here a long time ago.......

Cuba Gooding Jr is getting on a bit too (he's 43!!)  but DAMN he still got it. <3 He's much sexier than a lot of guys I've seen around lately

*smiles*

Thanks for the boost of confidence, Ash.  That was just one of those days when I was feeling a little down on myself.  Back in my own environment (my home town), I feel pretty cocky.  I'm not trying to fool around or anything (got a good girl at home) but sometimes a guy likes it when a pretty girl smiles at him.  Makes him feel like he's still got it.  I wasn't getting much of that on that college campus, that day.  Anyway, thanks again!

I need to study.

But I'm sooo tired :(

Lolwhut I'm a n00b? gtfo, ol' timer! lulz.

Damn! Disguising myself as a 10 year-old Pokémon Trainer (male) was not as successful as I thought it might be.

Also, I LOL'd at your story (sorry). Just because it was ..funny.. o_0 I lost my bank card for weeks, thought I'd thrown it down the rubbish chute in my building. I cancelled it, ordered a new one. Two weeks later still had no card but found my old one. So went back in to the bank thinking that I now ha a card I couldn't use cos it was cancelled and still no new card. The woman said my card wasn't cancelled in the first place. Gah.

And I'm glad I cheerd you up. It's all true though. Some older guys are just more rugged and sexy as ----!