papflesje said:
@ hutnik: trolling again? |
I was making fun of the logic of the prior post. Person says they bought a PS3 and sales numbers went down. So, I said, they need to stop buying PS3s if that is true, because that would mean eventually the PS3 would have no sales, and using the logic, possibly post NEGATIVE sales numbers. It is a joke. The comment is so absurd, it should be taken that way, but apparently wasn't by you. Same with dividing by zero. And the 2009 PS3 lineup is so powerful, it CAN divide by zero (just like Chuck Norris).
Ok, we know these things about the PS3 lineup of games for 2009, and its power. The lineup is so powerful that...
1. You can't even post a question about a hypothetical fight between Chuck Norris and the lineup, because attempts to mention it cause Chuck Norris to break down and beg it not be mentioned.
2. Makes all Wii controls shatter into a million bits within a 5 mile radius of them being played.
3. Not only divide by zero, but also multiple ALL numbers by i and have them all be real.
4. Render ALL XBox 360 FPSs in brown and grey.
5. Cause one billion in sales of sackboy figures, causing Sony to actually produce them.
6. Cause people who read VGChartz to be able to tell when a post is not serious.
7. Travel back in time and delete all objectionable posts I have put up before they happen, which would reduce the amount of content I have on here by at least 90%, including this one, which will cause a paradox in time-space and logic, that the lineup will be able to resolve.
8. Be the inspiration for the flux capacitor.
9. Make Stanley Random Chess desired by the masses, and the top level design in LBP.
10. Act as both a desert topping and a floor wax.
11. Work on both the Wii and 360, causing there not to be a need to buy a PS3, because the games will result in people's bank accounts to be credited to make up the price differential.
12. Will hit the weak point for maximum damage.
13. Make all your base are belong to Sony.
14. Make Chad Warren the press secretary for the Obama administration, along with Obama throw out the White House Wii and replace it with the PS Tripple.
We are talking Real Ultimate Power here!
What we know about the 2009 PS3 lineup:
1. The lineup are not mammals.
2. The line up of games fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the lineup is to flip out and kill all competitor's lineup of games.
