Bump, these are cool stories...
Well, some of these stories are simply scary. People's wing-dang-doodles being scarred just because they didn't do foreplay? I don't want to hear this! Well, I don't have as crazy stories as some of you. But the first time I was having sex with my girlfriend, she just started giggling halfway in. She's a spontaneous giggler anyways, but it didn't make me feel any better.
never had one. (Horrible experience that is)
This thread needs to go on, it's so EPIC.
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
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How did I missed this thread??
Well one time at a party we just wanted have quick sex and we retreated to the back of the house going for a "smoke"... everthing was fine until she lifted her leg and puts her foot against the wall.. I had my back against the wall... that was the signal to lift her up.. but she slipped.. causing her high heels to cut into my freaking leg extremly close to my dinky winky.. I shouted Aaargh because of the pain.. causing some friends to check up on us.. so she was lying on the ground with her skirt up & I was in pain with my pants down a blood on my leg.. and we where in plain sight of some friends... who laughed out loud... and try to explain that to the doctor assistant when she is patching that hole in your leg....
Great party..
Lesson learned from this: Always let her lean against the wall..
I have more but I'm still at work...
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| NiKKoM said: How did I missed this thread?? Well one time at a party we just wanted have quick sex and we retreated to the back of the house going for a "smoke"... everthing was fine until she lifted her leg and puts her foot against the wall.. I had my back against the wall... that was the signal to lift her up.. but she slipped.. causing her high heels to cut into my freaking leg extremly close to my dinky winky.. I shouted Aaargh because of the pain.. causing some friends to check up on us.. so she was lying on the ground with her skirt up & I was in pain with my pants down a blood on my leg.. and we where in plain sight of some friends... who laughed out loud... and try to explain that to the doctor assistant when she is patching that hole in your leg.... Great party.. Lesson learned from this: Always let her lean against the wall.. I have more but I'm still at work... |
Lesson learned: Dont have sex with someone in high heels.
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Oooh, I just thought of one for me. I was about 17. This particular day we had sex my favorite episode of the simpsons was on at 6 (A milhouse divided if you must know my fav episode). Anyway we started around 5:45, I noticed halfway through that it had just gone 6, I stopped, put the TV on and started again... she was really pissed off.
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That's just sick man. |
I don't get it... I thuoght towels were created spcifically for THAT case. Hey, if she wants it she wants it...
Edit: @lewis
You probably know this, however...
PRO TIP: When doing that NEVER ever evever ever EVER even come close to the button. Let her handle it...
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