How did I missed this thread??
Well one time at a party we just wanted have quick sex and we retreated to the back of the house going for a "smoke"... everthing was fine until she lifted her leg and puts her foot against the wall.. I had my back against the wall... that was the signal to lift her up.. but she slipped.. causing her high heels to cut into my freaking leg extremly close to my dinky winky.. I shouted Aaargh because of the pain.. causing some friends to check up on us.. so she was lying on the ground with her skirt up & I was in pain with my pants down a blood on my leg.. and we where in plain sight of some friends... who laughed out loud... and try to explain that to the doctor assistant when she is patching that hole in your leg....
Great party..
Lesson learned from this: Always let her lean against the wall..
I have more but I'm still at work...
Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)
