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This is pretty funny. He compares Nintendo to an alcoholic, but after reading it seems more like he's the alcoholic who refuses to give up the drink that the hardcore gamer is the center of the universe. Like most Wii haters, he can't comprehend that people actually have fun on the Wii and instead bashes the Wii and Wii owners at every opportunity he can.

http://sadsamspalace.blogspot.com/2009/01/admitting-i-was-wrong-to-wii-and-wired.html

Admitting I was WRONG to Wii and Wired

About 18 months ago, I made one final prediction as a games journalist. I was at a Nintendo event, and I told a reporter from USA Today that I thought "the Wii bubble was about to burst."

The next day, Wired's Chris Kohler took me to task in an online editorial. He talked about the rise of casual gaming and the differences between the Wii audience and the audiences for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.

Well, clearly Kohler was right. The Nintendo Wii not only survived the rest of 2007, it was the clear winner in 2008.

What can I say? Even after nearly two decades as a games journalist and 30+ years as a video game addict, I misunderstood the market. I did not envision so much of the market choosing a console that had nothing better than Wii Music and a really solid port of the GameCube/DS game Animal Crossing for Christmas. Chris, you nailed it.

To those of you who had a merry Christmas pretending to play the tuba on your Wii, I wish you a wonderful 2009.

Back to apologizing for my mis-prediction... Since that comment may well have been the swansong of my journalistic career, I wanted to take a moment to explain why I made such a glaring mistake. As I said before, I met the reporter at an event in Seattle. Nintendo had just revealed its summer and fall lineup for Wii which included three highlights: Carnival Games; Big Brain Academy; and Pokemon Battle Revolution. As I recall, they did not let us play Metroid, but we knew it was coming. I took that as a bad sign.

This was mid-June, 2007, and Wii had been out for 18 months. Now in my experience, the 18 month mark was when you started seeing a generation of competent games for new systems, but Nintendo showed us nothing even remotely competent at this event. Well, there was Boogie, from Electronic Arts. That must have tickled some gamers' fancies.

Anyway, after 18 months on the market, Wii inventory was still nowhere near meeting demand; but the only things people were playing on their Wiis were tennis, bowling, and boxing. In other words, they were still playing Wii Sports.

At that time, I began calling the Wii the "Wii Sports Delivery System." The name was not entirely original. I was paraphrasing something an Electronic Arts executive once told me about the original Xbox. When Xbox first came out, the only thing people seemed to play on it was Halo. He took to calling the Microsoft console, "the Halo Delivery System."

But I stand corrected. I no longer think of the Wii as the WSDS, I now call it the WiiP--which rhymes with Bleep--which is what the censors would have done to my language had I woken up to a WiiP and a copy of Wii Music on Christmas morning. WiiP also sounds like weep which is what I think most real gamers are doing when they realize that Nintendo has abandoned them.

On October 6, 2006, I made some other predictions that raised the ire of Nintendo-ites everywhere. I said, and I quote:

In my mind, Nintendo is like a wonderful old friend who has a drinking problem. You like the friend, you like to spend time with the friend, but every so often bad behaviors come up and remind you that this friend has problems.


Like the old friend with the drinking problem, Nintendo is quick to fess up to old faults. "Yes, we really screwed up using cartridge format on N64. Yes, we did not support GameCube the way we said we would. Yes, we have been hard on third-party publishers in the past. Virtual Boy... oh, what were we thinking?"

And, like the old friend with the drinking problem, Nintendo bows its head after making these confessions and says, "We've learned our lesson."

Chris Kohler, you were right. Call them casual games, or as I like to say, "tragic," apparently Carnival Games and Pokemon Battle Revolution were what the masses really wanted to play. Judging by the sales of Wii Fit, people really wanted to exercise with there game console, not play games with it.

If the latest batch of WiiP games are any indication, Nintendo still acts like that old friend with a drinking problem. Nintendo has now sold nearly 50 million WiiP consoles worldwide. Compared to Microsoft's paltry 30 million Xbox 360s and Sony's 20 million PlayStation 3s, Nintendo now rules the world.

As far as I can tell, Nintendo still has the same drinking problems that worried me back in 2006, but apparently the latest generation of gamers likes dealing with a company that dances on tables and wears a lampshade over its head.


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Who is this guy....and why would he ever attempt to call himself a journalist?



Ah, the so-called "professional" game journalism market. Same garbage as his earlier prediction, just in a more scathing tone. Maybe if he stopped BAWWWWWing and started playing he'd come to understand exactly what the Wii is doing for -not to- the industry, and he'd actually enjoy himself again.



Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.

Be the ultimate ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! Poisson Village welcomes new players.

What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.

I thought this article was going to be about BruceonGames...



Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?

Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off.  I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."

I was expecting Bruce.



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thekitchensink said:
I thought this article was going to be about BruceonGames...

 

Don't be silly, we all know BruceonGames is never wrong. Just ask him yourself. =P



wow he's worse than Bruceongames, because he is actually yelling crybaby crap at his critics on the talk page. I never thought anyone was as bad or worse than Bruce.



wow what a horrible apology. If he made that apology to his wife he would be sleeping on the couch at best.

It's basically like he was like I'm sorry everyone is retarded and buying the wii still. I didn't think there was that many retards in the world



wow. so his "admitting he was wrong" was just an excuse to talk shit about the wii. i find it funny how he actually seriously pretends like there's only one good game (wii sports) to play on the wii. also in the article why does he say that in the summer of '07 the wii had been out for 18 months when it was actually more like 7 months.



end of '08 predictions: wii - 43 million,  360 - 25 million, ps3 - 20 million

 

Games I've beat recently: Super Mario Galaxy, Knights of the Old Republic, Shadow of the Collossus

 

Proud owner of wii, gamecube, xbox, ps2, dreamcast, n64, snes, genesis, 3DO, nes, atari, intellivision, unisonic tournament 2000, and gameboy

Textbook example of the "My tastes can substitute as objective facts" mentality.

From start to finish he points out which games he hates, why he hates them, and then stresses how much he hates them and only briefly mentions one non-casual oriented game (of which there are plenty to discuss).

In summary:

"I made a terrible prediction because I plugged my ears and covered my eyes and refused to believe anything that contradicted my gaming reality. Now I can see that this prediction was wrong but rather than assess where I went wrong I will just blame everyone else for being to stupid to have good tastes like mine.

I've now decided that openly mocking that which I don't understand is the best course of action and hope that Wii owners will be frightened away. If that doesn't work I'm prepared to see if they are scared by fire or flashlights but I fear for the worst and may have to resort to violent tantrums."



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