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I found this quite amusing, it was on the news recently and I managed to find the actual persons blog entry about it, I think it's the same one anyway:

 

 

As I reached in to pick up another piece of chicken (yes...my SECOND! Shame..) I notice something VERY strange about the breast I have just retrieved. I frowned at it, as there was this long thing attached to my chicken piece. Before I had figured it out, Aaron was reaching toward me "Give me THAT piece.. it looks good!"

It wasn't. I realised what I was looking at...

 

The entire top part of a small chicken... the top of the breast, the neck...the head...the beak...the deep fried little eyes looking at me...

 

I gasped when I realised... "IT'S A FUCKING HEAD AARON!" I threw it back into the bucket and started crying and immediately called my mother. "MUM I CRACKED AND ATE KFC AND THERE WAS A HEAD IN IT!"

I waited for my mother to stop laughing, only to hear "Oh Erin, what a GREAT blog entry tonight's is going to be!"

Well mum, I'm hoping you're feeling entertained right now.

I got off the phone to mum and tried desperately to contact the store. I think the manager must have felt my intensely burning RAGE through the phone, and there was NO ANSWER. I shot off a scathing email to the head office asking if their quality control didn't extend to the removal of fowl heads. So many people must have handled this gift from SATAN, whoever de boned the chicken, whoever packed it, whoever COATED the fucking thing in the Colonels 11 herbs and fucking spices... whoever cooked the godawful thing! Yet no one noticed this abomination until it reached ME!!

I will never be the same... ever. I have just been violently ill so at least I won't be digesting the piece that was snuggled in next to the "HEAD"



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they should sue the KFC since its (is it?) in America where ppl can sue everyone so it should give them big money saying it harmed them mental and they are affriad of chicken related products form now on :)

this also reminds me of a nice one wich i read in a magazin a few years ago.


there was a girl ordering a mcchicken but she didnt want a sauce on it, just the chicken and salad and ofcource the bread.
but when she was back in he car she tok a bite and felt alot of think sauce so she got angry. and the sauce asted horrible. so she wnet back, but then later on they found out it was not the sauce she tasted but the chicken had a large tumor with (dunno the english word) alot of stuff in it wich broke when she bited it.

duno if its true, but sounds real fucked if hats 4 real :)



life isn't complicated, just face it simple.

So how many millions of $s are they sueing for for stress?

They should have pretended to choke on the beak, they would be sure of a huge payout, especially as mentioned it passed through so many people before it reached the customer.......but then again KFC staf are not exactly bright are they!!

A handy tip I can give you if you live in the UK: write to KFC head office complaining of bad service or missing food in your order and they will send you back nice free food vouchers, usually 4 free meals.

Unfortunately I have run out of addresses to do this at

Also works with Burger King as well as they are pat of the same company.



Big deal, if it was a bug or a rat or something I´d understand the fuss but you do know that the chickens head really belongs there ??? Everybody wants to eat meat but as soon as you see the head it belonged to it´s a gift from satan ??? Whats your major malfunction private ??? Can´t handle reality much ??? Didn´t know it was a living thing before you ate it ??? Sure KFC screwed up but seriously do you have to freak out because of this sort of thing ??? I once had a chickes head and foot in a chicken soup in mexico... was I supprised ??? sure, did I go ballistic ??? no... it was a chicken soup... with chicken in it, big deal



 

 

 

El Duderino said:
Bug deal, if it was a bug or a rat or something I´d understand the fuss but you do know that the chickens head really belongs there ??? Everybody wants to eat meat but as soon as you see the head it belonged to it´s a gift from satan ??? Whats your major malfunction private ??? Can´t handle reality much ??? Didn´t know it was a living thing before you ate it ??? Sure KFC screwed up but seriously do you have to freak out because of this sort of thing ??? I once had a chickes head and foot in a chicken soup in mexico... was I supprised ??? sure, did I go ballistic ??? no... it was a chicken soup... with chicken in it, big deal

You'll eat anything wont you El Duderino.

I'll bet you love your SHITaki mushroom soup and CUMquats

 



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^^ hhhhhmmmmmmmm SHITaki.... I´m standing by my profile, if you fry it I will eat it, if it was a two headed chicken I´d see the point in beeing upset but I really have a hard time feeling sorry for her, lots of people in the world don´t have food and you freak out for getting more than you ordered, poor poor you



 

 

 

El Duderino said:
Bug deal, if it was a bug or a rat or something I´d understand the fuss but you do know that the chickens head really belongs there ??? Everybody wants to eat meat but as soon as you see the head it belonged to it´s a gift from satan ??? Whats your major malfunction private ??? Can´t handle reality much ??? Didn´t know it was a living thing before you ate it ??? Sure KFC screwed up but seriously do you have to freak out because of this sort of thing ??? I once had a chickes head and foot in a chicken soup in mexico... was I supprised ??? sure, did I go ballistic ??? no... it was a chicken soup... with chicken in it, big deal

 I agree with you...  I went to Florida a few years back and saw that the KFC's in the south serve the Giblets in their special coating.  I also noticed they had the feet next to the giblets and to my suprise people were eating both things...  Yuck ;)

I lived on a farm so the head things really not that gross.  Giblets and feet though... that's a different story LOL.



Prepare for termination! It is the only logical thing to do, for I am only loyal to Megatron.

If this happened at Bojangles i'd be kinda pissed off but since i havent heard about it, woot!
But hey atleast theres no trans fat in that chicken head so its all gravy!



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Yeah, I also don't get the big deal. Were that to happen to my friends and I there would be momentary shock, followed by fascination, laughter, and getting our money back. And we'd forever have a great story to tell. I don't get how thats a lawsuit. It is a chicken after all.



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I agree , a lawsuit is just to much , but its deffinatly enough to make you laugh for a couple of hours :lol:



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