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^Because simplicity triggers nerd rage?

Anyway, the guy who wrote that article probably would be considering "force lightning through electrical wires"!

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Millennium said:

Thanks to this article, I will now buy two copies of Wii Music. Maybe even four. Anything to take gaming back from the basement-dwelling freaks who write garbage like this just because they're butthurt over gaming not being Just For Them anymore.

I don't think you understand how things work.

If you repeatedly bend over and spread your arse cheeks, it won't be other people that end up sore. Instead of buying 4 copies of Wii Music, I suggest you just buy 3 and invest the rest of the money in lube. You're gonna need it.


Paul_Warren said:
"So this guy is going to become one of the biggest mass murdererd ever... possibly the biggest (what is the estimated record for killing people?)"

I think it might be held by the priests of the Aztecs. I was watching Jean Rollin's film The Two Orphan Vampires this morning, and they said that over 100,000 people had lined up at the foot of an Aztec pyramid for the largest ritual sacrifice in history in 1488 at a 3 day festival. So if that is true, then it must be 100,000 and held by Aztec priests.

My advice is not to take history lessons from a schlockmeister!


Agh. I really, really don't want to buy Wii Music, but the proposition of having my family murdered is tempting me...

Mute City theme... sung by a cat.


That alone is worth $50.



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Those who say "If you are offended by Wii music, don't buy it", I say, we are offended because instead of putting miyamoto to good use by making a game that breaks new ground (i.e Super Mario Galaxy) they instead have him making a game in which user input doesn't matter to the end result, so long as you can push a button, any button, you've played wii music effectively.

Sadly, this game will sell like hotcakes because it has "Wii" attached to the end of it.

vaio said:

We need Nintendo to go back to making at least their one game of interest a year,


wii has been out <2 years

they have released Metroid, Zelda, Mario, SSBB, Mario Kart to name a more than 'one game of interest a year'


Bets:Missed by 420k I bet leo-j vg$500 that wii will sell 31 million by 7/31/08.  Sorry, I don't think he has enough vg$ to make it with all of u that wish you could. Hit, with room to spare I bet kingofwale a 1-week ban that wii Americas ltd sales>360 Americas ltd sales as of the numbers for week ending 7/05/08 (using vgchartz homepage #s)


Wii will sell 18-20mil by 12/31/07  CHECKWii will sell 45mil+ WW by 12/31/08Wii will surpass PS2 sales WW by 11/17/11 (5yr anniversary)Wii Fit will hit 12mil sales in 2009MKWii+SSBB+Wii Fit+SMG > 50 mil sales by 2010 > gta4+mgs+gt5+ff13+haze+lbp

This game will sell 5 million copies minimum. The Wii audience is not picky, carnivale games sold over 2 million (and counting). If you are hoping for this to flop keep dreaming, this is the future of Nintendo. Did you not get the hint when they kept talking about soccer moms buying DSes because they were featured on the View or something?

I really really hate to see games like Wii Music, my poniez, imagine babiez and all the rest on the shelves since I need a shovel just to get past the DS and Wii displays at the gamestop near my house, but never the less that is the future Nintendo has picked out for gaming. If you could make crap games that are dirt cheap to develop and sell 5 million copies wouldn't you? Nintendo isn't making money by the boatload by developing long lead time zelda type games after all.

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RolStoppable said:
I feel offended by this game's existence.


You only feel offended by it because you can't dominate people at it.  Admit it!  Just admit it! 

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silverlunar777 said:
This mass hate the game gets is a free advertising for it and people don't relize this.

If you feel offened of your intelligence then ignore it and don't freaking buy it.

Just ignore it is that really hard?


lol, that's me. This game was barely on my radar till people here started complaining about it. Now, I can tell you with certainty I will be buying it; it seems tailor made for my three year old.