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On food, chilisauce. I have not yet found anything that doesn't taste better without chilisauce.



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How to make a Starwars marathon better

When watching all six Starwars films, the best order to watch them in is:
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 6

It works the best from a story narrative perspective. "I'm your father! here's why. Ok, now back to the main story"



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

stof said:
How to make a Starwars marathon better

When watching all six Starwars films, the best order to watch them in is:
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 6

It works the best from a story narrative perspective. "I'm your father! here's why. Ok, now back to the main story"

Very good way to watch Star Wars... while we are at it:

Watch the start of Episode one and but as soon ans Jar Jar Binks shows up fastforeward till the part where they land in the desert... see them meet anakin then foreward to the first short lightsabre fight... then fastforeward to the endfight... might save you a lot of pain...

also if you have the time watch the cartoon between episode 2 and 3 its not half bad...

 

Now for my secret licorice shnaps recipe, I may have mentioned it before but its so good I´ll tell you again... only problem is that as far I know you need hard licorice drops... maybe it works with normal licorice but I don´t know... anyway you put a whole bag of drops into a bottle of vodka... two bags if you want it nice and creamy... let them disolve for a day or two then put the bottle in the freezer... best served ice cold...

I don´t even like licorice but this stuff is fantastic, a great drink expecially good in the summer when its hot out...

Next week I will share my super secret recipe for white chocolate space cakes... just like the licorice shnaps they can make anything better...



 

 

 

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If you want to make watching a horror movie better, get really stoned. I am usually way more frightened when I am high watching a horror film than when I am not.

My friend took a bunch of acid and watched 2001 on Blu-Ray and said that it was one of the most intense experiences of his life. He said the scenes where they were outside the shuttle and you could only hear their breathing freaked him out.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

Next time you are going to drop a deuce, turn on some new age music (I recommend Enya or B-Tribe) before you do so. You should also light a candle that will stimulate your senses (I prefer lavender). The next part is the most important: after you have lit the candle and started the music, sit on a clean part of the bathroom floor and close your eyes. After you have closed your eyes, imagine yourself emptying and completely cleaning out your bowels. Once you have prepared your body to cleanse itself...you are ready to do your business.

If done properly and with enough concentration, this method can turn defecating into a cathartic and almost spiritual experience.



Put every kind of Otter Pop into a blender with some vodka. Blend. Drink. Happiness.

Keep a Game Boy in the bathroom.



Jackson50 said:
Next time you are going to drop a deuce, turn on some new age music (I recommend Enya or B-Tribe) before you do so. You should also light a candle that will stimulate your senses (I prefer lavender). The next part is the most important: after you have lit the candle and started the music, sit on a clean part of the bathroom floor and close your eyes. After you have closed your eyes, imagine yourself emptying and completely cleaning out your bowels. Once you have prepared your body to cleanse itself...you are ready to do your business.

If done properly and with enough concentration, this method can turn defecating into a cathartic and almost spiritual experience.

 

You mean it isn't normally?

 



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

A way I spice up my life is read any thread that Rubang and/or stof (preferably "and") have posted in....



Not trying to be a fanboy. Of course, it's hard when you own the best console eve... dang it