stof on 11 September 2008
| Jackson50 said: Next time you are going to drop a deuce, turn on some new age music (I recommend Enya or B-Tribe) before you do so. You should also light a candle that will stimulate your senses (I prefer lavender). The next part is the most important: after you have lit the candle and started the music, sit on a clean part of the bathroom floor and close your eyes. After you have closed your eyes, imagine yourself emptying and completely cleaning out your bowels. Once you have prepared your body to cleanse itself...you are ready to do your business. If done properly and with enough concentration, this method can turn defecating into a cathartic and almost spiritual experience. |
You mean it isn't normally?
I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do.
Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.
Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!
Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.
