Sure, right after the Aerial Bacon Squadron is formed and finishes their mission to reduce the temperature of the earth's core to below 32 degrees Fahrenheit. So far we're having a hard time getting the pigs to fly, and we're not sure when we can schedule their voyage to freeze Hell over, but we've got our top men working 'round the clock on it!
...Ah, I just got a report in. It seems that it's not so much "our top men" as "a couple of guys off the street". But they tell me they've made lots of progress on assembling their new beer hats! Not much done on Project Baconwings, though. Sorry, I don't think we'll be done in time for Christmas after all.
Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.