Here is a couple more:

When my wife expects me to go along with any and all of her interests/want to does; yet she will rarely, I don't knoe play video games or ... anything else I might want to do. Even when she does tend to like them, but she just refuses, because she's a woman.

Women love to waste money boy let me tell you. If it's something that isn't tangeable has no practical value and is especially overpriced they must have it! and she will bitch to high hell that I dare spend $20 on a game that guess what I will actually play!

and phone calls that yu have to answer even when she admits she really ahd nothing to say.

Pretend to share my interests and ask me to get married all the time while they live with me for 2 years and bone everybody else in town and then tell all my friends we broke up months ago so she wasn't really cheating on me, and she tried to move out but I was blackmailing her for the rent money and I'm making all this up to try to destroy her life so she can't have any friends.

I hate it when they do that!

.........

uh .. yeah!

cause that like totally happens to all of us! .. who else needs to share.

when at schoold girls who put glitter on my arm, annoying.

The angry-I-know-what-you-did-stare..

And then she does that for 15 minutes.. while she is wrong.. I did not drink 15 beers.. just 14.. and I didn't made a lot of noise when I came home that was the TV...

none of them things annoy me with my GF, she doesn't do any of them

Yeah.. Rubber dolls don't do anything... their great..

When you finally get a girl to play video games, and she makes it seem like its the worst thing she's ever done in her life (And she definitely let's you know)

Fix'd.

Actually, that's nothing. Just wait until they lick it off. You'll love it later on. Trust me

They complain and cry over broken nails