DOES THE VIDEO SUCK? YES.

IS SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL A MASTERPIECE? YES.

The review is flawed from top to bottom. It is another failed experiment, but I am putting it up on Youtube anyway, for further advice on how to make it better. Check it out, and tell me why you know it sucks:

BY THE WAY: If you hated my Kirby review, well, you'll "LOVE" this one (sarcasm). But way, don't leave. You NEED TO WATCH IT. Bad or good, you just need to watch it. The ending sucks hard. HARD. I mean, the ending is the ABSOLUTE WORST PIECE OF VIDEO FOOTAGE EVER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a4cEPg-29Q&feature=user

Please note: Raise the volume a notch. The audio is low at times. Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWtDFGNTlyQ BE WARNED. PART 2 IS FAR WORSE. IT'S A JUMBLED MESS. REALLY, I THINK IT'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST PIECE OF VIDEO FOOTAGE IN THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF THE UNVIERSE. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. "DANGER!" ENTER WITH EXTREME CAUTION!!!

I WANT ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER. NOT INSULTS. NO MATTER HOW BAD I AM, I AM GOING TO COLLEGE SOON TO LEARN NEVER TO SUCK, EVER AGAIN, SO THESE "SUCKING" STAGES WILL PERMANENTLY BE GONE, SHORTLY.

By the way, don't bother mentioning the bad gesturing. I didn't really know what to do with the hands, so I kinda just left them up in the air like some retard. This video was made before Kirby 64, where I put the hands down the entire time. Both parts are weird. This one is weird because the hands are sort of like, up in the air, like a monkey or something, I dunno, and the other part is weird, because I just look so stiff. Hey, at least I'm honest with myself, right?

That's new, a thread in which the OP replies to himself.

Well, I could have edited the first post. Too late now.

Yeah. Anyway, that vid was hilarious. :p

You actually liked it? No... Impossible! I hate it. Why do you like it?

Lol, actually that was your best review by far^^ I don't really know anything to change :3 y'know, the style thing sure, but that was a good'un.

Thanks, but it definitely is "FAR" from perfect.

Well yeah, but are you actually aiming for perfect? you should be aiming for Humorous/enjoyable. I don't think I've seen a "perfect" review, but I can bet you it'd be boring.