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What are your favourite or funniest movie quotes?  Find out what movie the previous poster's quote is from and add your own.

 I'll begin

"I want a goddamn litre o' cola!" 



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Easy, Super Troopers.

"Tanqueray and Tab. Keep em coming, sweets. l got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"



The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.

"THIS IS SPARTA". Nope not my favourite one :P.

"OK, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of sigaretes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses".



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The Blues Brothers.

Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid , mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

p.s. they don't have to be hard, just amusing or memorable is ok



"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better..."

"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? "

"Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! "

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!"


All from the one movie.



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Airplane!

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
Elaine : No!

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines



    

Justice is always Right... Oh wait... that was Wright...

Clue

Mrs. White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! 

Mrs. White: Well you see it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead I have a life.



Like half of the matrix



hsrob said:
The Blues Brothers.

Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid , mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

p.s. they don't have to be hard, just amusing or memorable is ok

Adam Baldwin as Jane from Serenity. Great show.

 

Heres my qoute from one of the most recent movies i've seen.

"You're stuidity was terminal" After shooting the character with a crossbow.



How's your drink, Tom?