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Airplane!

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
Elaine : No!

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines



    

Justice is always Right... Oh wait... that was Wright...