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Easy, Super Troopers.

"Tanqueray and Tab. Keep em coming, sweets. l got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"



The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.