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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better..."

"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? "

"Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! "

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!"


All from the one movie.