"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better..."
"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? "
"Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! "
"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!"
All from the one movie.