Nothing in the game comes close to Jigglypuff's grab+down, though. Especially if she's wearing her crown (alt costume) and doing it to someone the size of DK or Bowser. Just try it and you'll see why.
Diddy: "Gee DK, you've been walking funny ever since that Melee match last week."
Donkey: "Well Diddy, the truth is I got buttraped by a cuddly and pink Pokeyman wearing a sharp, pointy crown."
Diddy: "Oh boy, do I wanna be in the sequel now!"
*meanwhile*
Sakurai: Now my game shall also cater to fans of monkey shota! Bohahahahaha!!!













