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Forums - Nintendo - The end is near, the 4 horsemen of gaming apocalypse, by Sean Malstrom

BrainBoxLtd said:
yushire said:

Armed with only his pimp hand, Yamauchi slapped the markets and his dream of Famicom controlling the living room became a reality. 


Really love that part in particular. Whole thing was pretty funny. Seems like Malstrom was just having fun playing up on all the "WiiFit destroying gaming!" and "Nintendo abandoning the hardcore!" melodrama you see on the internet.


Oh, but he doesn't do that. Where did you get that impression?

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Eikä Japanisti.

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b/c i cant seem to help my self....*cough, cough* part two of the story...

And thus doth the battle wage, where her gaze fell did they fall

The red ring of death danced merrily by claiming many of those that did not turn to mass of mush

Stubbornly did the “hardcore” do battle, with whips of forum posts and chains forged from the fires of Mount Fanboyidocasee did they try to bind her

“look not into the temptress eyes, see not thy wisdom of change” did they scream at their minority few from brace filled mouth that stank of Mountain Dew…..

And as all hope for heaven seemed lost …Light…

Light I say doth the sun rise in the east and from its solaric blaze did the pimpled “hardcore” flee….but celebrate not my mother, my womanly queen for none but death my stifle the cries, the cries of those who dare not meat your eyes



 

AND then

GTA IV came and SOLD 6 Million in 1 week! Resulting in the biggest entertainment launch in history.



All hail the KING, Andrespetmonkey

He writes well. But he is too much of a fanboy to get any credibility from me.

Fanboy => Biased
Too much of a fanboy => way too biased => not worth a read



bdbdbd said:
BrainBoxLtd said:
yushire said:

Armed with only his pimp hand, Yamauchi slapped the markets and his dream of Famicom controlling the living room became a reality. 


Really love that part in particular. Whole thing was pretty funny. Seems like Malstrom was just having fun playing up on all the "WiiFit destroying gaming!" and "Nintendo abandoning the hardcore!" melodrama you see on the internet.


 

Oh, but he doesn't do that. Where did you get that impression?

 Oh I know he's serious about the impact of WiiFit, and I've read his other articles on his site. I know where he stands, I just meant for this one instead of just writing another article he also played up on the fanboy melodrama probably in part to be entertaining and part to strike some fear in disbelievers by saying it WILL happen in his own book of Revelations.



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Ah darthdevidem01, ever the disciple of the spin doctors... A large launch is meaningless in the long run, because it's lifetime sales which people ultimately look at down the road. Who will honestly care that GTA4 launched to 6 million in 1 week come 2016 when Nintendogs will have managed to sell 6 times that at the very least by then, while GTA4 will be languishing permanently at nowhere near three times its launch sales?

The age of the blockbuster game's unparalleled dominance is coming to an end. The functional game is rising to join it, and will likely even surpass it one day. Do not panic. This is the natural course of things.



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so Nintendogs will sell over 36 million & GTA IV sales will just sit at 6 million

even if GTA Iv lowballs & does 10 million nintendogs would have to sell 60 million...you sound very foolish saying that



All hail the KING, Andrespetmonkey

and then GTAIV was scratched off the list of armed abominations and next the mounted cannon of fanboy glory MGS4.

It's just a joke get over it, malstrom can go dance around his hat all day long, I just give him credit for the pimp slap thing... For some reason I picture it as:

Hand drenched in white powder moves at super fast pace to connect to the face full impact visible and at that point pause to near slow motion, snowy powder spray across everything for that moment the universe seemed to be a combination of explosive force, powder and saliva. The camera paned around 180 degrees and zoomed out for a full body shot, then normal time ressumed and the reciever of such a slap spun in the air at a pace that seemed to keep him/her there for much longer than they should of been. Then fall as he holsters his hand in his pocket and releases a sprinkle of money on the corpse.



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darthdevidem01 said:
AND then

GTA IV came and SOLD 6 Million in 1 week! Resulting in the biggest entertainment launch in history.

Spiderman 3 had the biggest box office opening ever. Does that make it an industry changing movie?

While we're on the subject of movies, what's the biggest grossing movie ever?

Titanic, a movie that appeals to people outside the typical 'core' movie audience. Sound familiar? 



You clearly did not read what I actually said darthdevidem01. Had you, you would realize that I said that Nintendogs will manage around 36 million, while GTA4 will not break 18 million.

And now, on the subject of responding to others' claims by declaring them fanboys, viral marketers, and other such attacks...

It is the convenient mantra of the elitist to declare others to be elitist as well when they don't share the same viewpoint. However, this is nothing but a means of evading the issue. To accuse others of elitism instead of responding to what they say in a meaningful way is simply running from facing the point which has been placed before you. Whether or not your opponent is an elitist is of no consequence to their argument, as if that is the case, it only changes that it is a battle of elitist viewpoints; the viewpoints remain for debate either way.

If you wish to fight a battle, do not do so by stating that your opponent is no better than yourself. This is a prevailing assumption on any battlefield as it is. Using it as an attack is as pointless as waiting for the weather to defeat your enemy on the field of battle so you don't have to. It is the weapon of choice for those who possess no other means of fighting.



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