and then GTAIV was scratched off the list of armed abominations and next the mounted cannon of fanboy glory MGS4.
It's just a joke get over it, malstrom can go dance around his hat all day long, I just give him credit for the pimp slap thing... For some reason I picture it as:
Hand drenched in white powder moves at super fast pace to connect to the face full impact visible and at that point pause to near slow motion, snowy powder spray across everything for that moment the universe seemed to be a combination of explosive force, powder and saliva. The camera paned around 180 degrees and zoomed out for a full body shot, then normal time ressumed and the reciever of such a slap spun in the air at a pace that seemed to keep him/her there for much longer than they should of been. Then fall as he holsters his hand in his pocket and releases a sprinkle of money on the corpse.
I'm Unamerica and you can too.
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