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Forums - General - Calling All Simpsons Fans. Is Waylon Smithers a homosexual?

The joke isn't that Mr. Smithers is gay.

The joke is that Mr. Burns can't tell.

But either way, he might not actually be gay. He could be straight but with an insane lust for one man that he can't understand or control, kinda like how I feel about David Bowie or Shigeru Miyamoto. Maybe that's why he's so depressed?



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@ Rol

Is he really?

I've never noticed.

Or is this some of your sarcasm...



__XBrawlX__ said:
He's gay, and always has been...
I'm surprised you've only just noticed this...

Ya but in early episodes he used to be black.



RolStoppable said:
A more interesting question would be: Why is Smithers black in the first season of the show?

 It's true. Smithers did used to be black. Black guy that turns into a white guy (kinda similar to Micheal Jackson lol)



Well in one episode Smithers injects drugs in his eyes to stop from being gay. So he's gay in every episode but that one.

(Smithers walks in with a girl)
Mr. Burns:Hello Smithers, nice to drop by, after my life was saved!
Smithers:Sir, you knew I was on a date.
Bart:Mr. Smithers, I thought you were.... uhh.... you know...
Smithers:Haha, no I'm straight, as long as I take these injections every 10 minutes.
(injects himself)
Smithers:I LOVE BOOBIES!



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Thats so obvious, but heres a hard question is marges hair blue and is bart naughty and Lisa clever



obieslut said:
Thats so obvious, but heres a hard question is marges hair blue and is bart naughty and Lisa clever

No, Yes, Yes.

Marge dyes her hair with blue dye #56.

Her hair went grey at 17



yeah - he is
ur a bit late to notice :)



CARL AND LENNY are i think.



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11/20/09 04:25 makingmusic476 Warning Other (Your avatar is borderline NSFW. Please keep it for as long as possible.)

yes he is

heres a wikipedia article on him