http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golden-rules-of-videogame-fanboyism-83502.phtml
1: Any criticism of your chosen love is a result of bias
2: The only defense is attack
3: You are an unpaid salesman
4: Ignore any positive comments, focus only on the negative
5: Call everyone else a "fanboy" before they call you one
6: Criticisms are old news, who cares?
7: Hit and run
8: Justify even the stupidest decisions/games
9: Resort to melodrama to make your point
10: Be a complete and total motherf---ing IDIOT!