What the absolute best (or hilariously worst) pickup lines you got? Let's hear it!

What the absolute best (or hilariously worst) pickup lines you got? Let's hear it!

Are you the decline of Sega in the video game console space? Because you've been on my mind all night.
I once had a buddy who, after a few beers, and in the presence of two pretty girls, suddenly said, "Boy, I could sure use a blow job". The two girls got up and left--but only after one of them slugged him in the gut.
The best pick up line is no pick up line and just being yourself, imo.
"You have no Style, you have no Grace, All you have is a funny face" (in a good way)
| JackHandy said: I once had a buddy who, after a few beers, and in the presence of two pretty girls, suddenly said, "Boy, I could sure use a blow job". The two girls got up and left--but only after one of them slugged him in the gut. The best pick up line is no pick up line and just being yourself, imo. |
Oh I agree completely, I'm not looking for advice or anything. I'm already in a committed relationship anyway.
Just thought it might make for a fun topic.
Why use a pick up line, when things like good communication should be the goal instead of this scripted one liner stuff.
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