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JackHandy said:

I once had a buddy who, after a few beers, and in the presence of two pretty girls, suddenly said, "Boy, I could sure use a blow job". The two girls got up and left--but only after one of them slugged him in the gut.

The best pick up line is no pick up line and just being yourself, imo.

Oh I agree completely, I'm not looking for advice or anything. I'm already in a committed relationship anyway.

Just thought it might make for a fun topic.