THIS is why we needed Section 8: I was chatting with a young lady of a higher pedigree yesterday, when the conversation took a turn.  We began talking about a woman's best friend, and God's gift to man: The douche.  I won't go into specifics, but one thing stood out in my head.  She said it felt good when she used it.

I went into my labratory (beneath my Porn Batcave) and began creating the invention that would change the world.  I'm almost done with it.  All I have to do is test the prototype.  The douche for men. 

I call it:       THE DUDE-che 

Really, it's just a fake vagina with "Axe" body spray in it.  I figure it'll get the job done.  Any buyers?  

 Man that last part cracked me up :P How much will it cost ? If many gave out 600$ for a PS3 , people will pay goood $$$ for this :P

not that i need one but for a friend, of a friend ya know just out left field how much and where can i ..i mean my friend buy one

2 dozens please

You know I am going to sue you for the naming righs ???

Anyway its been done before... truckdivers have had this for centurys... its called a thermos full of ground meat...  

Whatever it is you're smoking, I want it. Now.

Price , price , price ... its all about the price . I want to buy it NOW , and Im not ashamed to tell this :P

you are all a bunch of fruits who would need this, but back to my friend of a friends, he might be rather small...does it come in small sizes for my friend of course....ot me if i was going to order it...which i am not b/c i am not a fruit it would have to be huge b/c i am big man just look at my gamescore

"I'll take eight!"

*fans smoke off of penis*

Hmmpf. Apparently, "Axe" body spray burns when you use it down there. I mean, really burns! Perhaps "Tag" body spray will work better? Back to the drawing board............

*goes back into laboratory*