They are frauds. They played the AFC north so I watched them a lot this season. Outside of the stud QB and smart HC, there's nothing special about them.

Tom Brady is just a TD machine, I love watching him play. If deserves MVP this year.

Gardner Minshew threw a TD. I feel like it's 2019

Why was Minshew ever benched then traded I will never understand. I'll admit that I forgot about his existence before today though. But he's playing like a starter.

Watching the Bengals is exactly like watching the Browns. When the offense takes a shit, it takes a shit.

I cannot understand why the Bengals offense can look so bad one week, and incredible the next.

EDIT- So the Bengals take a timeout because of bad time management wanting to go for a two point conversion after their first TD. After they regroup and set up for the two points they somehow manage to get a delay of game penalty and get pushed back. Adjusting to then go for a single point field goal and forget their circus of fuck ups,  they proceed to miss the filed goal.

If that doesn't summarize the bungles this game, I don't know what does.

Thank you Noble for getting me out of the last place spot. You will return to hotdog duty next week.