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Forums - Politics Discussion - Kim Jong Un May Be Dying

OlfinBedwere on 26 April 2020
Nighthawk117 said:
Just thinking out loud, all call it daydreaming...But, what if he's dead and there's a large internal power struggle over his successor, and China gets involved...and they, by some act of miracle, allow South Korea to absorb the North and reunify the country. Wouldn't that be a huge gift to the world? Again, I know I'm dreaming, but it would be nice if it could possibly happen.

Not a chance of that happening. If they do intercede, it'll be to ensure the installation of a successor who'll keep North Korea as an effective satellite state to China, while avoiding the batshittery that Kim Jong-un tended to get up to.



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d21lewis on 27 April 2020

The female who may end up being his successor...not gonna lie. She makes the nether regions tingly.



sethnintendo on 27 April 2020
d21lewis said:
The female who may end up being his successor...not gonna lie. She makes the nether regions tingly.

I assume you wouldn't mind a little torture from her. 



d21lewis on 28 April 2020
sethnintendo said:
d21lewis said:
The female who may end up being his successor...not gonna lie. She makes the nether regions tingly.

I assume you wouldn't mind a little torture from her. 

Death by...snu snu.



Jumpin on 29 April 2020

Successor will be Kim Jong Deux



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.

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Phoenix20 on 29 April 2020

R.I.P. Chubby Kim. Fatboy Kim had style. Gangnam Style singer looked like his twin brother.



Alby_da_Wolf on 01 May 2020
Jumpin said:
Successor will be Kim Jong Deux

Or himself, but with a little twist. 








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Alby_da_Wolf on 04 May 2020
John2290 said:
Jesus.

Sort of.



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melbye on 23 May 2020

So he disappears, then suddenly shows up, now he's disappeared again. My guess the Kim Jong-un we saw at the beginning of May was a body-double and the real one is either in a coma or dead