Reads books like Children of the Neon Bamboo and always holds the shift key down for an extra LEtter.

Is some sort of fear on the atomic level.

Is a human loving human

Said that like it's a bad thing.

Took Eagle’s comment like it was a bad thing, which I don’t think it was meant as, but what do I know. I’m only human after all.

Is a member of the flesh and blood race.

Is made of wires and midichlorians

Is also made of midichlorians. After all, midichlorians are a microscopic lifeform that resides within all living cells. Without the midichlorians, life could not exist.

Described something that pissed off Star Wars fans, not that's hard to do.

Is a captian of some boat from super mario.